10 Things on my mind after Scandal Episode “The Lawn Chair”

Listen. Out of all the blogs I have written about this show….this one is hands down the hardest one I’ve written. I watched this episode again this morning and it still hit me all in the feels. Alllllllll in the feels. I’m right here before the show even starts! cry

10. When art imitates life. Mike Brown. Trayvon Martin. Jordan Davis. The countless other names and faces gunned down in the street for no reason. I will say that I knew that Shonda would either hit or miss with this episode and if she hit, it would break the internet. It did. I’m happy that our stories are being told in our words. That meant so much to me.
9. Cyrus is a hater. What’s wrong with Mellie as president? Does he even have a reason for working this hard against her?
8. The Lawn Chair. If you don’t have fond memories of sitting in that lawn chair at a picnic while eating watermelon with salt off of newspaper I really don’t know what you have done with your life. Seriously.
7. Mercy Mercy Me. It’s no secret that Marvin Gaye’s music was the music of the movement. Inner City Blues still speaks to me. Clarence makes himself known and all he wants is answers. The sad part is that he knows that he will never get them unless he does something drastic. Even then, the answers came in a slow trickle.
6. black
Sorry Liv but your Prada bag and high connections don’t translate well with people who are mourning the death of an unarmed teenager by a person who is supposed to protect him. You pride yourself on being neutral but you have to be on the side of what’s right.
5. The female Joe Biden. Joe Biden is everybody outspoken grandfather who lost all damns years ago and says exactly what he’s thinking. Enter Susan Ross…Joe’s “daughter”. Po thang just pops off and then has to apologize. However, she’s perfect for what Fitz and Mellie have in mind.
4. Just get him to 18. This scene took me OUT! We have always heard what the media wanted to portray to us but what was missing, in my opinion, was the human spin for those left behind. This man raised his child alone and went so far as to buy a university bumper sticker to put on his car so the police wouldn’t think he was a thug and he was still gunned down in the street. What has to be done to preserve black life? This man did everything they say you should to get his son to 18 and he didn’t make it. I’m just DONE at this point. ugly OAN: Courtney B. Vance better get that Emmy. I felt this thang as if it were my own son and I pray everyday that it isn’t.
3. Living everyday in fear. Most of us are afraid of things and situations. But living ALL DAY EVERY DAY in fear??????? smh
2. You People. Ok so I know everybody sat up in their seat when they heard that phrase. Including the man in the scene blackman
Some of what this man said was true but he is definitely guilty of lumping everyone together. Not every black person disrespect police just like not every white person respects them. The perceived difference is that white people seem to get the benefit of the doubt when in those situations while young black men are shot immediately. The man who shot up the movie theater in Denver is alive and being treated for “mental illness” while Trayvon Martin is dead because skittles and tea looked threatening. Jordan Davis is dead because his music was loud. This is what is shown on the news. It’s what people see. Yet our feelings are shown as being nothing more than rantings and dismissed just as quickly. He had no right to question your authority? Sir you are not GOD! You put your pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else. If you feel that disrespected by people then you need to get another job. Let me get on off this soap box. soap-box
1. And just like that……they’re gone. We don’t want a hand out or any of the other crap people want to say. We want what everyone else in this world wants: Truth. Justice. A fair shot. Those people got the answers they wanted and peacefully went along to their homes to try and resume their lives as much as they can.However, Clarence won’t ever be the same. He has justice but he will still be left with a big hole in his heart and life just like the parents of other black boys in recent years. I for one am tired of not being able to breathe. We want to breathe. We need to breathe.

#blacklivesmatter
#alllivesmatter

murder

10 Things on My Mind after Scandal Episode “No More Blood”

OOOOOO weeeeee! This episode was crazy! I was on pins and needles trying to find out what was going to happen. I know I was not the only one who was just ready to get this part of the story over with so we could move on. This whole idea of auctioning a black woman was borderline foolishness for me. Let’s get into it.

10. Do you speak Farsi? This crazy dude has no idea who he’s messing with. Olivia was like……ladyboy LOL!!!!!
9. Po lil Tink Tink. Andrew is STILL trying to pull the blackmail card but he’s lucky that he gets a plea deal. But even that isn’t enough for him.
8. Book sense no common sense. CIA lady is STILL trying. Ma’am eliminating the threat isn’t gonna work for Fitz so stop it. smdh
7. Disgruntled employees. Cyrus is sick of it and he’s finally going to let Fitz know what he thinks of him! Inside his head. Most of us have had some point where we wanted to smooth go off on our boss in our heads. One day. One day.
6. One of these things is not like the other. Jake please please PLEASE stop trying to convince us and everyone else that you and Huck are just alike. You were trained by the same people but Huck is a monster and you like sunshine, kittens, and walks on the beach. Huck is cutting off limbs and ish. smdh
5. Cyrus the Monster. He’s backkkkkkkkkk! YESSSSSSSS! he’s ride or day for this White House gig and if he has to murder his husband and best friend to keep it…..so be it. Smiling in Fitz’ face while plotting with CIA lady to kill Liv. The crazy part is that he is #teamunbothered by it.
4. Always bet on Red. In this case, Russia and Red head Abby swooped in to save the day! Even though Abby has been thrown off the OPA island, she still puts on the white hat when needed.
3. Andrew got hucked up! LOL now surely we knew that just because Huck promised Quinn to have no more blood, that Huck has ways of getting his man/woman without shedding any blood. Andrew just happened to be the one who got hucked this time. Should have taken the hint Andrew. Now you sitting in a hospital slobbing on yourself with your former lover making fun of you while holding a plant.
2. Hell hath no fury like a Daddy Pope feeling disrespected. Now Daddy all Jake wanted was some help from you to rescue your daughter and we all had to sit through this boring monologue about how fish never let you down or something hell. I don’t even know what you were talking about. After you dropped the shade on Jake’s weak tale I lost interest. baby
I woke up like this! what
1. Gladiators UNITE! MANNNNNNNNNN! Raise your hand if you squealed like a little girl when you saw Steven the desert to save Liv. hand
Once a gladiator ALWAYS A GLADIATOR! Now everyone that knows me KNOWS that I am #teamolitz but I tell you one thang! When I saw Steven walking up to Liv he had me like wait
Chile had me booking trips to Paris all in my head right then! (gotta be a TRUE gladiator to get that one!)

Ok so I’m gonna go hose down and I’ll be back.
Remember, be Gladiators…..not B*tches!

10 Things on my Mind after Scandal episode “Gladiators Don’t Run”

Ok so I will admit that ever since Mama Pope decided that her wrist would taste good even without the fava beans and the nice chianti, my entire soul cries out when I see a “viewer discretion” warning. I watched this entire episode with my covers pulled up to my nostrils. Here we go…..

10. You can’t sit with us. Abby shows up to OPA looking for Liv and got shut alllll the way down. Huck and Quinn sitting the conference room like….mean
9. Severance package. Huck said man I ain’t killed ll of these folks for nothing. money
8. No honor amongst thieves. So Ian double crosses Andrew to get power and now he done got murked by the crazy dude! Chile bye. Too much friend turnover in that group.
7. Cougar Town. So they decide to go see Mama Pope for help finding Liv. Her hissing at David had me ROLLIN!
6. Cyrus the Monster is BACK! Chile Cyrus has his back against the wall and what does he do? Become a monster! Chile he done told Lizzie that she’s got to get the dirt on Andrew and she’s gonna be his B*TCH!
5. You ain’t learned. So Andrew decides that he’s going to blackmail Mellie in a lame attempt to keep his non existent hold on power. Stevie Wonder can see that this one ain’t gonna work out.
4. Bonnie and Clyde. I’m loving this Fitz/Mellie relationship. They can do much more together than they will ever do apart. This is everything to me right now.
3. DC Chainsaw Massacre. DAMN HUCK!!!!!!! I couldn’t even say anything. shock
2. What you NOT gon’ do. When the new head of the CIA said she was gonna consider eliminating the threat, Fitz’ face said it ALL………..
wish LOL!!! I laughed so hard!
1. WHUT?! Huck went straight Debbie Downer talking bout how they’re gonna send Liv back piece by piece. Quinn was not here for his foolishness.

Remember, Be gladiators….not B*tches!

10 Things on my mind after Scandal episode “In the Bubble”

*sigh* Lawd this blog was getting hard but I see glimpses of what I need! Shonda come on and step it up! With that said, here goes!

10. H*es are people too. So this episode brought with it a speech about how h*es don’t have to be stupid. Well that’s true. H*es gotta stay up in the game to stay chose. *slow clap*
9. Abby ain’t bout this life. Liv got that guhl all the way together. Let’s just go head and stay out of each others jobs. Woooooo stay in yo lane Gabby!
8. I ain’t never scared. Jake trying to torture Charlie?!?!? Boy Bye! You’re punching way above your weight! Ain’t nooooooobody scared of you Jake from State Farm. blue
7. Pimpin! Pimpin! Pimpin! So because nooooooooobody is afraid of Jake he decides to pimp Quinn to cover up for his shortcomings. LOL I can’t…… grumpy
6. “I don’t get to be a soccer dad in Vermont, I need this all to mean something” Awwwwwwwwww
5. To the Legion of Doom! legion Not this one. THIS ONE! storage-unit The most visited place in Washington it not the White House. Not the MLK Memorial. Nor is it the Lincoln Memorial. It’s the storage unit of DOOM! David pop up in the storage unit and you already know that someone is going to get GOT! You can set your watch by the appearance of the storage unit!
4. Liv needs to be in the WWE. Chile the way she jacked up her friend was off the chain!!!
3. What a difference a day makes. Soooooo Quinn goes missing with her pimp for 24 hours and no one notices. That’s gotta suck.
2. mellie's humiliation

1. Two killers and roasted Pork. So Jake has gotten so ballsy that he feels like he wanna blackmail daddy pope at his own dinner table. Smdh

Until Next time! Be Gladiators….. Not B*tches!

10 Things on my mind after Scandal Episode “The State of the Union”

Ok so I am struggling. The people who know me best know that I am all about some Scandal and I am DEFINITELY #teamolitz. However, Shonda is losing my attention. I am struggling to have 10 things on my mind y’all. Most of the time it’s just 1 thing: BLAH. With that said, let it not be said that I ever quit on my gladiators! Let’s do it!

10. You ain’t got no job MANNNNNN! So Jake from State Farm is busy?!?!? DUDE! You’re not head of B613 anymore. You don’t even sale fake paper and office supplies anymore. So just what is it that you do besides follow David Rosen around town issuing threats??? Chile BYE!
9. Where O where has my monster gone? So Cyrus can blackmail Liv without blinking an eye but he can’t tell when he’s being set up by a male hooker? Come on Cyrus! You stay having a plan and you’re the doggone punchline to the joke now. Somebody start a war…. QUICK!
8. War of the Roses. How far has your marriage fallen apart when each of you pulls the “I almost died” card??? They have started stabbing each other and he about to fight the chick in the wheelchair. But on the real……how does an able bodied serviceman who has survived being tortured by the taliban get stabbed by a woman in a wheelchair? I mean are you just standing there waiting to get stabbed? You ain’t try to run or nuthin?!?!? Man you need to get yo life! I guess he needed a run coordinator.

7. Crazy Mellie was cute but…….. I think Crazy Mellie is grating on my nerves. Abby was right. People lose children all the time but don’t have the time to lay around for months. They have to get back on their jobs or they won’t have one. Mellie needs to grieve but she can’t stay there. Oh but the breakdown after the speech took me OUT!
6. Every dog has its day. Po David. Po loser David. Can’t catch a break. However, David has learned that sometimes you gotta fight dirty in order to get what you want. So David has all of the B613 files and has decided to use them for the overall good of the people. The White hat looks good on you David.
5. Drunk Huck is cool.
4. Can Ms. Pope and I have the room? Somethings NEVER change.
3. The speech. Grant was giving me Clinton/Obama realness. I almost voted for him….until I remembered that he isn’t a real president.
2. Charlie shot Harrison???? Say what? Last we saw him Tom had a gun pulled on him.
1. Pimps and H*es. So Liv is once again giving out mercy humps. She goes over to see Jake naked as she is getting hot under the collar about Fitz. She pulled a pimp move. In the meantime, Cyrus is being sucked into the clutches of a professional h*e. Chile…..it’s too much.

Until next time….. Be Gladiators…..Not B*tches!

10 Things on my Mind after Scandal Season 4 Premiere “Randy, Red, Superfreak and Julia”

Oh but Yes babay!!!!!!! It’s that time y’all. SHONDA THURSDAY!!!!!!!!! I was ready willing and able!!! I was not overwhelmed by this episode but I realize that Shonda had to lay some new groundwork in light of Olivia deserting her Gladiators ( I guess “Over a Cliff” didn’t apply to “Over an Ocean”) and Columbus beating people up in bars and getting fired. Ah well……here’s what’s on my mind:

10. Save 15% in 15 minutes by switching to Geico. Lord I was praying that was the choice that Olivia made. The 15 minutes Jake from State Farm proposed seemed like a complete waste of time and effort. Sure I know that Jake gave a very passionate (yet delusional) monologue at the end where he claimed to touch places Fitz couldn’t and had facial hair but uhm……it was like my uncle trying to be sexy. I couldn’t even mask my disgust! gabby

9. Hats off to Diahann Carroll! Olivia’s alias plays homage to the first woman to play the title role on network television. The Actress was Diahann Carroll and the show was called Julia. Julia was about a woman named……you guessed it….Julia Baker! Pass that torch ladies!!! Diahann Carroll, Kerry Washington
8. Blue Magic or Virgin Remy? For Julia to have been on a remote island not even shown on any maps, honey her hair got LAYED!!!!!! She went from natural to bone straight in no time flat!
7. OPA on some new stuff! Huck is giving people unwanted marital advice from the geek squad knockoff, Quinn is still a stalker and minding everybody else’s business (If curiosity killed the cat, can we get on with it already?!?!?) and Abby is a totally unbelievable White House spokesperson. Something is very wrong with this picture.
6. Crazy Mellie is EVERYTHING! Everyone knows that I am NOT a Mellie fan but babayyyyyyyyyy she is giving me what I need right now! Let me find out that I can go to work in Pj’s, uggs and a bathrobe! mellie

5. Lacefronts are the Devil! FullSizeRender I can’t say that I disagree! This hair situation is truly vexing me! These aren’t just wigs but low budget lacefronts that you can get fr $5.99 at your local deli/clothing/check cashing/convenience/ hair store. Lawd Hammercy! Cyrus_and_Lizzie,_Scandal_season_4,_september_2014
Cyrus looks like he has a porcupine perched on his head porcupine and Lizzie looks like she goes to Donald Trump’s barber! dtrump Shonda this has got to STOP!!!!
4. Season 1 Liv is BACK! A case!!!! The Walk! The swing and sway of the hips and the hair! The click of the heels! Heaven!!!!
3. These h*^% aint loyal. Chris been trying to tell you. THEY AIN’T LOYAL!!!!!! Senators setting up their aides to get the dirty old man to take the bait and he ends up throwed all over the rail clinging to life. Bet he gon’ learn today!!!
2. See you at the crossroads! and I’m gonna miss errbody! I’m gonna miss errbody! Po Harrison. You became a victim of Columbusing……Not that Columbusing. Columbus Short losing his d*** mind and imploding his career. Love ya Columbus but babayyyyy you need better peoples!!! Somebody needs to take you out back and get hold of you. I hope you make a come back. I’m pouring some on the ground for you. crossroads
1. Touch me in the morning and then just walk away. Yes Ms. Diana! That’s what was in my mind during this scene! touch

Chile it was alllllllll I NEEDED!!!!!!!!! Just a touch from YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!2ee3f-churchladyfaint
Not to mention the secret smile…..smirk

Room full of people but it’s just like we’re alone. Babay!!!!! Jesus take the wheel!
Anyway, that’s what’s on my mind after episode 1. Until next time, be gladiators…..not b*tches!