Ok so I am struggling. The people who know me best know that I am all about some Scandal and I am DEFINITELY #teamolitz. However, Shonda is losing my attention. I am struggling to have 10 things on my mind y’all. Most of the time it’s just 1 thing: BLAH. With that said, let it not be said that I ever quit on my gladiators! Let’s do it!
10. You ain’t got no job MANNNNNN! So Jake from State Farm is busy?!?!? DUDE! You’re not head of B613 anymore. You don’t even sale fake paper and office supplies anymore. So just what is it that you do besides follow David Rosen around town issuing threats??? Chile BYE!
9. Where O where has my monster gone? So Cyrus can blackmail Liv without blinking an eye but he can’t tell when he’s being set up by a male hooker? Come on Cyrus! You stay having a plan and you’re the doggone punchline to the joke now. Somebody start a war…. QUICK!
8. War of the Roses. How far has your marriage fallen apart when each of you pulls the “I almost died” card??? They have started stabbing each other and he about to fight the chick in the wheelchair. But on the real……how does an able bodied serviceman who has survived being tortured by the taliban get stabbed by a woman in a wheelchair? I mean are you just standing there waiting to get stabbed? You ain’t try to run or nuthin?!?!? Man you need to get yo life! I guess he needed a run coordinator.
7. Crazy Mellie was cute but…….. I think Crazy Mellie is grating on my nerves. Abby was right. People lose children all the time but don’t have the time to lay around for months. They have to get back on their jobs or they won’t have one. Mellie needs to grieve but she can’t stay there. Oh but the breakdown after the speech took me OUT!
6. Every dog has its day. Po David. Po loser David. Can’t catch a break. However, David has learned that sometimes you gotta fight dirty in order to get what you want. So David has all of the B613 files and has decided to use them for the overall good of the people. The White hat looks good on you David.
5. Drunk Huck is cool.
4. Can Ms. Pope and I have the room? Somethings NEVER change.
3. The speech. Grant was giving me Clinton/Obama realness. I almost voted for him….until I remembered that he isn’t a real president.
2. Charlie shot Harrison???? Say what? Last we saw him Tom had a gun pulled on him.
1. Pimps and H*es. So Liv is once again giving out mercy humps. She goes over to see Jake naked as she is getting hot under the collar about Fitz. She pulled a pimp move. In the meantime, Cyrus is being sucked into the clutches of a professional h*e. Chile…..it’s too much.
Until next time….. Be Gladiators…..Not B*tches!
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